Herro der people of the interwebs, and welcome to the long-awaited answer post! So, to get this show on the road, the whole “incident” that got me detention 2 weeks ago was NOT, I repeat, NOT, an impulse! It was, in fact, a natural instict known as “Fight or Flight.” I recommend you look it up.
My grades, possibly some of the best ones I’ve ever gotten, state that I’m the smartest kid in New Jersey. Now, I’m not bragging at all. That’s kinda all the stuff I gotta say. WAIT! Note to Joshua: I DO know who Monty Python is. Sorta. That’s all, folks!